NewsRadio: Jimmy James on Advertising

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Jimmy James: Hey kids, when’s big photo shoot.

Lisa: I’m not doing the shoot.

Jimmy James: Not doing the shoot? What are you crazy?
Tha-That’s free advertising for the station.
Honey, free advertising, that’s something you just can’t buy.

Lisa: However cute I may or may not be really has nothing to do with my competence as a journalist.

Jimmy James: Oh yeah? I won’t bet there isn’t a single licensed bloom master on the swedish bikini team either but tell you what
those girls really know how to sell some beer.

Lisa: Oh yeah, but that’s advertising.
You know, advertising is inherently deceptive.

Jimmy James: I’m sorry, WHAT?

Lisa: Advertising is deceptive.

Jimmy James: Lemme tell you something little miss.
Advertising pays our bills, alright?
Advertising pays your salary, advertising is what made this country great.

Lisa: O, Ok, maybe I misspoken.

Jimmy James: What was the constitution of the United States?

Lisa: Uh.. Documen..

Jimmy James: No, it is an advertisement and advertisement for liberty when in the course of human events
I’m telling you that’s right up there with “Put a tiger in your tank” and “Where’s the beef”
Don’t you understand?
I’m sorry, I gotta get some air.

Dave: I think maybe you should apologize.

Lisa: Oh, he’s not serious.

Jimmy James: Hell it wasn’t for advertising you know what you two could be doing, huh?
You two’d be giving out Sesame Street tote bags during PBS pledge except they won’t say Sesame Street on.
No, no, they wouldn’t say that if they said that, that would be…?

Lisa: Ad..

Jimmy James: ADVERTISING! That’s right! Hell if you two
had your way with it probably wouldn’t have made the Sesame Street, would there?
Would there?

Lisa: Dave?

Dave: Just reading some ads not involved at all.

Jimmy James: Yeah, that’s right.
There’d be no Ernie, would there? No, no there would be no Bert.
Bye bye. Bye bye to Grover. Bye bye, to Cookie Monster.
No, there’d be no Snuff-a-lot because there’d be no trash can, there ain’t no Oscar to grouch.

Jimmy James: Not to mention Kermit the damn frog!

Jimmy James: What?

Lisa: I will do the photo shoot.

Jimmy James: Oh, well you know, don’t want you doing anything you don’t wanna do.